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Terror Labs History
The Terror Labs story begins with Dr. Heinrich von Bonesmacher, originally from Bonn, Germany. After many charges of heresy, incessant rantings about his "unnatural" scientific experimentation, and quite a few lawsuits with Victor von Frankenstein, Dr. Bonesmacher moved his laboratories to Manchester England.
Coming to the realization that he'd accomplish more if he was in the same country as his lab, he moved himself as well. He quickly changed his name to Dr. Henry Bones seeing that it would fit better on his mailbox.
Several years and a hundred or so experiments later, Dr. Bones hit upon an invention so mind-bogglingly useful that it allowed him to start the first and only mail-order company catering specifically to evil, mad, and even deranged scientists. That invention is known only to world governments and a select few from the AMSA (Amalgamated Mad Scientists Association).
As time passed, Terror Labs grew. Starting with a few body parts dug up in local cemetaries, the business quickly flourished with new lines such as certified pre-owned torture equipment, voodoo dolls for members of Parliament, and rocket-powered rollerskates (later sold to Acme Products).
Generations of Boneses have made this business prosper. Inbreeding and selective gene manipulation have made each successive generation a little more insane and much more creative, passing that crazed ingenuity on to their customers in the form of more innovative, cutting edge, disgusting products.
Now located in the United States for tax and medical association reasons, Terror Labs is headed by Dr. Sawyer T. Bones III. Dr. Bones, who is the sixth generation in the Bones bloodline, is president, CEO and lead researcher of Terror Labs.
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Having fun and getting scared are the order of the day. However, we have some rules to keep everyone safe and keep things fun.
- No alcohol or weapons are permitted in the lab
- No flame sources of any kind
- No pictures or video allowed
- Strobe lights and fog are in use
- Suggested age is 13+
- No flashlight or cell phone light use allowed